Derek

Derek is that kind of boy that is mean and distant at the beginning, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he’s in love, it’s so funny and adorable to see his quest to be with his soulmate, he’s simping hard. The thing is that when he’s sad or angry, you can feel his pain and it’s just terrible. He’s nice and actually funny, he can takes jokes and is hot asf like bro PUT YOUR FUCKING GLASSES YOU LOOK GOOD WITH THEMMMM
Oh btw he likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight you can date him girl ;)

- I’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad?! He’s so nice and hot!
- Yeah it’s a fact.

by lyneko101 December 12, 2021

derek begay

The gayest man you will ever meet

Someone: Bro, you're as gay as Derek Begay

You: No man, no one's as gay as Derek Begay

by nut_inspector December 18, 2021

Derek

An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.

Oh my god I desperately want to date Derek, he’s such a great guy.

by Juice juice December 29, 2021

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Derek

The local dipshit

This motherfucker Derek has made me close five nights in a row, what the fuck?

by Synnaro March 20, 2022

Derek

A guy with an absolute dump truck of an ass.

“Woah!Did you see Derek!?”
“Yeah, boy got a dump truck of an ass :D”

by Bo_Diddley January 23, 2022

Derek

Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_

boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK

by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022