Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM June 11, 2018

butter coffee

That after taste that you get after throwing up your breakfast in the morning

God, I wish I didn't eat breakfast. I was too hung over to eat and ended up tasting butter coffee

by Not ChristianW May 16, 2018

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

Audio Coffee

Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up

Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."

by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019

coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.

Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.

by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009

coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

by Sexydimma April 4, 2017