Captain Don: "You're gonna have to take every other draw tonight, because scottie crab got hurt, so its just you and dunny in the circles tonight. But I need you to pace yourself it's the Championship game for all the marbles"
Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"
Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"
Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
by ScaldedDog August 4, 2009
Get the burning woodmug. by HHHandle93 August 6, 2010
Get the fag burnmug. When a dude lets a silent hot fart slip out that he thinks won't stink and it fills up half a building with shit smell.
Bob: That was embarrassing, Joe Balzano just had the ultimate burn and now the library has to be evacuated.
by Lee Budlong February 2, 2009
Get the ultimate burnmug. When someone fucks the lips of a vagina so hard that the forskin of the penis becomes red and soar in a stinging manner. (Basically feels like a sunburn)
by Monstermax November 22, 2010
Get the Lip-Burnmug. means to smoke the roach of a blunt. Originates from three high schooler's in Oakland who put the roach into the window of a hotwheels car, and smoked the roach by inhaling through the other window. This "burned the paint" on the top of the car, hence the saying.
stoner #1: yo bruh do you throw away the roach when you're almost burning yo fingers?
stoner #2: nah man that's a waste of weed, I stay burning the paint.
stoner #2: nah man that's a waste of weed, I stay burning the paint.
by OakStoner April 14, 2010
Get the Burning the Paintmug. a usually destination-less drive with the sole purpose of partaking herb. Often times a result of having no other safe place to burn. Characterized by driving under the speed limit, becoming (un)intentionally lost, and around 2-4 very high looking individuals.
aaaww man, i got some dank i wanna burn but my parents are home!
fuck it, lets take the caddy for a burn cruise!
fuck it, lets take the caddy for a burn cruise!
by 420247420420420 February 25, 2010
Get the burn cruisemug. The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."
"Damn."
"Damn."
by DJ Al January 8, 2008
Get the wood burnmug.