tech karma

A measure for how capable/lucky someone is with computers, gadgets and other technology. At one end of the scale, it's the Buddha-like ability to bend technology to your will and get it to do amazing things. At the other end, it's people who can crash an iPad just by looking at it.

Scarlett's been through 3 laptops already this year - she has terrible tech karma.

by runkelfinker August 31, 2010

Tech map

An excuse for bad mapping in rhythm games.

Mapper: *Makes normal shit map*
Player: this gameplay sucks
Mapper: *makes identical map but calls it a tech map*
Player: this is awesome and i love it

by emiliauwu February 23, 2022

Tech Mafia

Tech Mafia A black hat cyber team allegedly known for the Cyber attacks that led on Cyber security news Crypto currency mining with artificial intelligence and Crypto currency ransomware
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci

Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo

Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)

Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data

Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker

Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)

Justi (Core member)

Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)

Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter

Tech Bandits/Tech Mafia

by Fcvv August 24, 2020

Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018

tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.

“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”

by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010

tech lead

He is the tech lead. He is the source of all initiatives in a software project. Do not question anything he says. Do as he tells you. Because he is the tech lead. There is only one tech lead, even though some people might try to claim the title for themselves.

I am a tech lead, but I surely am not THE tech lead.

by GrassXMagnum July 31, 2019

tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.

Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.

by juleskills December 18, 2010