An epoch during which one finds themselves in possession of what can only be described as an hour of resplendent magnificence.
by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023
Get the Ahmuddi timemug. The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.
by upsdown September 19, 2010
Get the Uwe Timemug. "I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
by CAC3 June 13, 2016
Get the tortuga timemug. The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.
by So She Says July 1, 2019
Get the Jennifer Timemug. by SDFL6 March 5, 2022
Get the program timemug. Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.
1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."
2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
by derpymcgee April 4, 2011
Get the Taos timemug. MMORPGs are time pits. Due to them millions of people spend countless hours online building up worthless, meaningless avatars. Why don't MMORPG gamers do something more productive (like anything, for example) with their time?
I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.
I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.
by larryjr June 13, 2010
Get the Time Pitmug.