dumb blonde

really stupid person that tends to get "around".but they are very sexy!!!!

look at that hott dumb blonde.

by Samiie!!!so!!! June 24, 2007

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blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.

Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

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A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

by smartobarto March 28, 2008

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dark blonde

Goth chick with blonde hair. These are a rarity as goth chicks usually prefer black or strange colors, but occassionally a platinum or pure white blonde goth chick is sighted.

Suzie Q Goth is such a dark blonde in her black cape and lipstick. She's no Marilyn Monroe.

by Elizabeth Purkrabek May 26, 2008

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blonde choch

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass

‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul

by AngieC91 June 7, 2018

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