"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009
To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.
by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017
A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.
"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"
by Preacher-Man January 03, 2018
-We were chilling watching Netflix at home yesterday, but Denis kept complaining he's bored and there's nothing to do.
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
-Yeah, nevermind him, must be his crack ants acting up.
crack ants buttcrack
by qumay July 23, 2016
by KeatonDizzle March 26, 2007