corporate trade

A Business man who messes with other men but no one would know by their appearance or talking to them. They most likely are married and have a family. They keep a kept man on the side.

Corporate Trade

I’m tired of working all the time , I need corporate trade, and not these street boys with no job!

by Vjamaal May 22, 2019

Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago

Just got corporate Eiffel Towered, fml.

by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023

Corporal fowler

Corporal fowler is the supreme being on planet America.

Corporal fowler may i request to go to the head.

by Stevenspielbum February 10, 2017

Corporate

Jan Levinson from The Office

Co-Worker: What is corporate gonna announce in the meeting next week?

Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that

by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021

Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.

all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.

by jai_ June 1, 2023

Corporate streamlining

The act of lowering product quality, raising the price, & wondering why profits are plummeting.

With all this corporate streamlining, we SHOULD be making more money than ever, but we're not...

...probably because of millennials.

by student159 December 5, 2021

Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019