chuff teeth

Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth

Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick

by gh Shocker75 August 15, 2005

Chi teeth

Chichester, an area southwest of Philadelphia, is notorious for the crooked teeth of many of its residents. Most likely a deformity linked with poorly treated water and part time jobs at gas stations that don't have dental plans

"YOOO, did you just see that. Mikey just got stomped out and now his chi teeth are straight."

by Jack Bandit September 8, 2005

mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Cincinnati Wool Teeth

Proudly wearing the aftermath of a Cincinnati Lawn Mower around in public for all to see.

Cody: what the fuck was in Fitz's teeth today?
Dan: I think he has Cincinnati Wool teeth.

Cody: Yeah, that must be it, his sister spent the night last night.

Dan: That sick bastard loves his Cincinnati Lawn Mowers

by LuckiePee-air November 4, 2009

telethon

An endless phone conversation (a portmanteau of telephone + marathon).

My daughter was having a telethon with her boyfriend so I couldn't make a call for hours.

by Lorinc Szeredas July 6, 2008

blue teeth

A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.

There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.

by shootandrun October 29, 2007

shit teeth

after hitting someone so hard they swallow their own teeth, ie eat teeth, they have to shit out their jagged broken teeth tearing up their asshole

this guy was talking trash to me all night so i made him shit teeth

i hit that guy so hard he's going to shit teeth for a week

by enforcer bear August 13, 2008