tell it to me gay

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

by Master of beargreen March 4, 2024

Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021

Telling the truth

That is not what you are doing Anna. You are drawing a box around 'innocent kids and journalists' and pointing at that and shrieking at me like a chimp so you don't have to give me the credit and pay me and, beyond that, you don't have to stop the people who are doing this to me because you had get raped so now I have a mental illness I don't actually have imposed on me and there's just no undoing it BECAUSE I SAID THE THING I SAY ABOUT YOUR THING! Right? This is the most extreme example of media collusion of which I have ever even heard!

Hym "What you are doing is in no way shape or form 'telling the truth' Anna and I'm not exchanging care with you to get you to care about my thing. And you've already made what you're doing explicit. You're rejecting my framing of the issue and just inventing a new reality and you're likely doing it for religiously motivated reasons. I don't have to just live with 'my problem' and I don't have to do what you would like me to have to do for it to be solved."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022