teabag

To place your nose in your bosses ass and his nuts in your mouth to obtain a raise or promotion using your "array of skills"

MAtt teabagged his way to a promotion

by mistrFistr April 10, 2007

Teabaggin

Soaking a sponge in liquid extasy then putting it into your rectum to the point where it wont fall out. Also known as "teabaggin".

by y2j9090 May 24, 2003

teabag

The act of slapping an unconscious person's face with the testicles by thrusting the pelvis.

The next time Harbole Doodlinsky falls asleep I'm gonna teabag that fucker.

by Bobby Ganoosh November 10, 2003

teabag

A person lacking in courage or moxie; a wuss or sissy.

C'mon dude, don't be a teabag! Drink the bathwater!

by qqq May 13, 2005

Teabagging

1. Sitting out the back of the surf waiting a frustratingly large amount of time to catch a wave.

2. The action carried out during the inability of a surfer to choose or find a wave to catch.

Dude, we spend 15 minutes teabagging before a power play came through

by Settin it straight July 21, 2010

teabag

To place one's nutsack over a second person's forehead(not the mouth as some accept) in an attempt to humiliate the victim to achieve a situation of laughter.

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by kolinzo July 15, 2009

teabagging

1) The perverted political-sex-act whereby the active, sacker, demands higher taxes to squander, while the passive. cup. unwittingly pays it with a gape-mouthed smile, (usually toothless).

2) The constant interaction between two large factions of the Democrat party, slang; Bagging your own groceries.

"It's good we Cup-dems got two faces, or we couldn't do this fun teabagging to ourse'fs."
also
"Now I'm good at teabagging, 'cause I learnt to dip while I'm scratchin' and to breath with m' mouth full!"

by Parsifal's Ghost July 19, 2009