tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.
Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.
by patcat November 11, 2019
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Tactical Gangbang

(In bowling) When you only hit the edge pin and it knocks down the whole back row.
I thought I only got one pin, but it was actually a tactical gangbang.
by GoatThroaters December 14, 2022
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tactical diarrhea

an extreme version of explosive diarrhea but nuke like when shitting with tactical diarrhea there's a chance you make a massive mess in the toilet
James has tactical diarrhea and everytime he shits his toilet gets destroyed rarely but his rich parents are treating him with medicine and new toilets
by Chungus manBruh September 27, 2021
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Tacticality

The combination between a trained warrior and a complete psychopath.
That man has experienced and overcome multiple battle situations and unthinkable horrors, bestowing him the honor reaching 100% Tacticality as warrior.
by DorfJensen November 13, 2023
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tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus
Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.
by 1strangepapi January 26, 2020
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pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.
Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating
by Problematize March 15, 2021
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Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.
Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.
by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 14, 2018
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