Tobacco Turd

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011

tobiesque

To behave in the most unsuitable, faulty, and unattractive way. To be the worst.

He was being tobiesque like usual and prayed to the porcelain gods all over my bathroom and it wasn't even his birthday.

by ThrowUpNever October 24, 2012

vai tomar no meio da tua toba

portuguese for go fuck yourself...
used to tell someone to fuck off

Vei voce e mau gay!
Vai tomar no meio da tua toba antes que eu te mato!

by brasileiro October 21, 2005

tibetan tobbogan

When you have sex with a girl by the stairs, and right in the middle of it you push off and ride her down the stairs.

I was going to break up with her anyway, so I gave her the old tibetan tobbogan.

by Van W. March 26, 2007

Tobias Dunst

The lead singer, guitarist, song writer and violinist of rock group "Peroxide."

Wow dude, did you see Tobias Dunst shred on his Fender Mustang? He was so awesome! I wanna have his babies.

by grungerblood October 29, 2008

tobuttco

Loose tobacco smuggled into prison by wraping in plastic and shoving up the rectum.

Yo... got any tobuttco left... im feenin

by Drunk Gun Toter May 23, 2009

Tobbleknocker

1. Noun; An eatery that is small to be a restaurant, yet too big to be a delicatessen.

2. Noun; A fight or a tussle.

1. "Lets go down the street and get a bite to eat at the tobbleknocker."

2. "That dude wants to throw down fists and have a tobbleknocker.

by Eric & Chris July 3, 2009