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my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘
toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)
by tanyYYYYYY March 23, 2021
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Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.
P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018
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Toasters

Hey look here I found an old picture from 1994 with those toasters trains running the Metroliner service, good old days 🥲
by EMD F59PHI August 30, 2024
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toaster

toaster
guy 1: toaster

guy 2: toaster
by toastermangiant July 9, 2022
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shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.
How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.
by Donut_mro July 12, 2015
mugGet the shit toastermug.

Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018
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