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Tackle Fuck

A sexual position requiring male to wear night vision goggles and female to bend over in a dark room. The move is finished when the male runs through the room and completes intercourse while female is knocked unconscious. The same move can be accomplished by a gay couple but has a entirely different term. see Pole Vaulting.
BRO:Dude I tottaly tackle Fucked her last night.
BRA: Aw thats to bad she seemed nice.
by Parkertouch February 20, 2010
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track meet

The longest sports event known to mankind that never gets recognized over the intercom by the principal that stupid whore
Guy: Dude you look super tired
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.

Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important

Guy: That whore
by It’s just Zane August 3, 2019
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crack tackle

A mans "equipment", entailing the penis, and the balls or testicles.
"She kicked me right in the crack tackle!"
by Roxhie and Tyler May 23, 2005
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Whore Tracker

These are men who spend a lot of time tracking a female to find out if she is a whore. He has built up his knoledge of females to spot if a girl is just a cock tease, or if indeed she is a boomerang whore, and therefore he already knows if the girl is worth any of his time and money. Usually these men are found in offices and it is their female workers that they are "Whore Tracking".
Seth: I've been checking out Sandra from accounts for two weeks and I don't know if I could get some sex with her. What do you think, you are apparently the best "Whore Tracker" in the city.
Barnaby: I've been "Whore Tracking" Sandra for a week now, and she is definately ripe for sex, she would be on top of you in a matter of minutes, just ask her to dinner and you are guaranteed a lay.
Seth: Thats great! I'll ask her round to my place on Tuesday, thats when my wife is at weight watchers.
by Paul Fleming July 19, 2006
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Tackle

The act of trying to get a girl (Used alot by football jocks)
jock 1: who you trying to tackle these days

jock 2: Ambers a cutie

jock 1: she is, but she's a also a tough one to bring down
by Jock059 January 7, 2010
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track star

A criminal who runs away as soon as he sees the police, and apparently thinks he is a track star for doing so. Normally yelled out to notify others someone is pulling a runner.
Two police officers break down a door and find a criminal inside. Criminal takes off with VCR
Police officer 1: "TRACK STAR!"
by sound of progress December 15, 2008
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banked track

An oval surface for skating or bicycle racing. Original roller derby used such a surface. The pitch or angle of the curves decreases the centripetal forces created by the object in motion. Size depends on the type of race occuring on the track.
The speeds possible on a banked track far out pace those on a flat surface. As the pitch of the turns increases so does the speed potential.
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