Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 5, 2015

Strawberry Titties

Titties with freckles 🍓🍓🍓

Her titties nice but they are strawberry titties

by Hoodguy386 January 23, 2021

titty hounds

A titty hound is an individual whose thirst for the tit is unquenchable, and whose way of representing themselves is very hound like when on the prowl for tit!

"Did you see how thirsty the titty hounds were last night?"

"Yeah man they were howling mad when they got kicked out"

"What a bunch of dirty titty hounds eh"

by jameslahey January 12, 2015

tupperware titties

fake boobs.

Damn look at the tupperware titties on that girl, I don't want to sit next to her on an over seas flight, We will sink!

by Tots Mgee May 9, 2012

Titty Bream

A pond dwelling sunfish so flat and large you have to press it up against your chest to get the hook out.

Jeff caught himself a stringer full of Titty Bream on the pond tis morning.

by Harry Biggerstaff January 5, 2020

bench titties

When a guy bench presses a lot and gets big pecks, but then stops working out so his peck get fat and sag like titties.

Look at that guy run with those bench titties

by Shotgun Bob May 23, 2017

thigh titties

When she got big titties and she suckin' your dick and her tits rest on your thighs

This bitch that sucked my cock last night had such good warm thigh titties.

by cravenyuuta December 10, 2017