Everything is awesome

A song to play when you feel great.

I got a girlfriend! Everything is awesome!

by Just a meme kid. July 30, 2019

Awesome bedtime

When someone masturbates before they fall asleep to help them sleep.

Tonight will be an awesome bedtime

by jesserella December 9, 2010

council of awesome

a group of an unknown amount of people, where the possibility of the awesome is endless and inevitable

It was amazing because the council of awesome was there

by descent1114 April 14, 2008

bringing the awesome

The action of bringing the fun-ness, action, and entertainment to a certain place or scene.

"Hey man, are you coming to the party?"
"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"

by Vinnie M. March 13, 2008

Awesome o'clock

The hour, usually late at night, where everything is funny and all ideas are good. Can be induced with controlled substances.

Bob: "Hey guys, what if I dressed up as Batman and went out at night to scare people? Wouldn't that be sweet?"

Everyone: "Yep, Bob's definitely hit awesome o'clock. Go to bed, Bob."

by Altarian December 13, 2009

Awesome Tees

A stupid, idiotic T-Shirt company that is advertising on www.urbandictionary.com.

Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.

Boy: Do I look cool with my new Awesome tees T-Shirt?

Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL

by wowtf May 15, 2010

Awesome-Conscience

Awe•some-Con•science
-noun

That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.

Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.

Son, I know your awesome-conscience is telling you to do the awesome thing to do. Now take the blowtorch... That's my boy.

I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.

I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.

by Majonaise July 29, 2009