If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.
Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
by jacobphile March 14, 2024
by Catherinenorthissooobeautiful August 20, 2021
LIE journaling combines the therapeutic practice of journaling with an exploration of lies, deception, and storytelling. It offers a safe and confidential space for individuals to reflect on their own lies, motivations, and the impact of dishonesty.
Tom: LIE Journaling is the next big thing on social media.
Chet: What is LIE Journaling?
Tom: It's just a new way of exploring lies, deception, and storytelling.
Chet: New? My sister's been doing that on IG for a long time!
Chet: What is LIE Journaling?
Tom: It's just a new way of exploring lies, deception, and storytelling.
Chet: New? My sister's been doing that on IG for a long time!
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE June 19, 2023
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 29, 2023
This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
by crackkillah September 02, 2018
When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.
Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 14, 2011