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Toaster

Many teenagers that question their gender, whether they feel female, male, non-binary or any of the other terms.
Today I'm not feeling Male or Female. Today I identify as a Toaster.
by Toaster 22 December 14, 2022
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toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)
don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !
by deskglobe April 6, 2022
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Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
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Toaster

A fun to play with Bath Toy!! (Needs an outlet and to be plugged in, before putting it in the tub)
"I just got the new Toaster Bath Toy!!"

"Dude, that's Lit!"
by MannCow August 15, 2017
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Toaster

Someone who acts like a birch and gives off general toastery vibes
Also the definition of Cameron
You’re such a toaster!
You toaster!
by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
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