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wii

The 5th generation of Nintendo's video game consoles. Also, it is a total chick magnet. If you are going to have a small party with friends and you have some girls over, bust out the wii. Its easy to use controls and ability to make people interact is great entertainment.
Guy1: I have no ideas on how to entertain the girls. what should i do?

Guy2: bust out the wii!
by serjsoadfan January 13, 2008
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by ArzKri May 21, 2022
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Wii Iron

Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii
Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron
by Jake Ballou October 13, 2008
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Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii
Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”
by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025
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Wii Balance Board

A Wii accacory that can weigh things and detect their balance and has a maximum weight of 330 lbs
The Wii Balance Board is used in some Wii games
by Pat1225 August 23, 2018
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Wii

The singular form of the plural noun “we”. Synonymous to the conjunctive-noun “I and I” from Rastafarianism.
Wii made up the English language.

Wii are talking to wii.

What do wii want to do?
by spaceman_sam March 25, 2023
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wii-gret

Following a break-up, the pictures are tearfully torn, the love-letters and mementos burned in an old oil drum, and the text and emails systematically deleted. Still, some note will survive in a forgotten pocket of the wallet, some photo underneath a pile of bills, to be discovered later, like an emotional landmine (probably by the new significant other). Even after all of these are purged, weeks, or even months later, a party will be held and a game of Wii Bowling suggested. As the party-goers pick their miis that look like Samuel L. Jackson, Hitler or Jesus, someone will inevitably scroll three pages over and accidentally select the mii of the ex of the host, bringing everyone down. The final stage of loss and nostalgia after the relationship ends.
Forrest experienced deep wii-gret when he lost his pro-status to a party crasher who was playing as his ex-girlfriend's mii.
by JeremiahBritt October 9, 2008
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