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Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.
Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."
by zen0n September 4, 2010
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textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.
"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
by Jagerman July 18, 2012
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Broipheral vision

When somebody is always looking out for his best mates, his bros'.
Dave is a good dude, always looking for his mates and never let's them down. He's got that broipheral vision
by Bruce Skywalker June 10, 2025
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vigina-vision

Any man that wants to marry a girl he's been with for a week.
Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.
by Boo Bead December 30, 2023
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Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
by Demigod33 December 21, 2023
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Vision

1. Vision#7147 on discord

2. The discord user with the largest cock
Damn Vision is packing
by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020
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radar vision

The ability to see through the "bullshit."
I knew Eric was up to something; must have been my radar vision.
by darealmc December 7, 2015
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