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Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
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tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.
I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.
by ifeelyya April 10, 2012
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used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis
"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
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white tampon

When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding
Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon
by Mega tits February 14, 2018
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Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023
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Timmy the tammpy tampon

Timmy is a boy who is a homosexual who plays Genshin and honkai star tail all day, he somehow pulled a magnificent woman despite his homosexual tendencies. He has a sibling who, is I, neo, who has created this definition for him.
“Tommy is a used tampon.”
“Timmy the tammpy tampon come over here you’re needed inside!”
by neoxycl December 22, 2023
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