cum swamp

a pond in a forest where men meet up to have gay sex.
I met Jim at the cum swamp
by soutnich066 November 20, 2013
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Swamp Cooch

The situation, occuring when fluid consisting of water with small amounts of urea and salts, is excreted through the clothing of a woman in the vaginal region due to exercise and persperation.
Dude, it must be hot out today.

Why?

Cause that girl got off her bike and she has swamp cooch.
by asstrotep September 26, 2011
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Swamp Ass

A common description of the weather in Southern Georgia, particularly Valdosta, in the American South, in the southeastern United States
My brother was explaining the humidity in Valdosta, Georgia and said "'Have you ever heard of 'swamp ass'?
by 88mphsss July 29, 2011
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Swamp Ass

the sweating of your butt after a long day of work.
It's been 5 hours I'm starting to get swamp ass.
by TortillaLover August 02, 2015
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Swamp Ass

When the crack off someones butt becomes so sweaty do to strenuous physical activity. Usually takes place in humid areas.
man i hate doing yard work. ya i know what you mean, i still have swamp ass from that shit.
by kronickilla October 06, 2010
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Swamp beaver

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.
Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!
by Thrasherff August 27, 2017
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swamp porn

Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.
I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.
by Fattymagoo October 21, 2017
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