female tears

A slang term for period blood. Typically used by insecure dudebros to avoid having their fee-fees hurt by thinking about the actual thing too much.

Andie: So did you eat out Beckie last night, brah?
Chris: Eeew, no! Eating pussy is totally gay, brah! And I don't even wanna get anywhere near those female tears!

by Warboy Nixed November 6, 2015

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Asala of Tears

Asala of Tears n. 1. Wave one in a two part invasion that took place on an over controlling religious government. The invader’s name was Asala Sype, and she wielded a dual-sided scythe, Neomer, said to glow red.

Asala of Tears distroyed half the empire single handedly.

by Yoza October 18, 2007

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tear-ass

a real ripper of a fart

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.

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nerd tears

When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.

Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Liberal Tears

Clean drinking water provided by taxpayer-funded water projects, especially in areas where conservative local governments have neglected infrastructure, requiring Federal emergency intervention.

"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"

by Arcadia Berger September 1, 2022

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