Tailhook

While on your hands and knees, a chick (or a dude) sucks your dick from the back.

Last night I was fixing the garbage disposal, and katie totally tailhooked me.

by kingtron November 22, 2011

pig tail light bulb

The dumb version of describing a florescent light bulbs that is twisted thanks to ENERGY STAR

I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?

oh you mean the energy saving bulbs

by zachwarhawk March 24, 2011

chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne June 18, 2007

Tail puller

Someone that gets on your nerves so much. But not all at once. They nibble away at your self control until you eventually want to stab their face with a rusty pickaxe.

That guy is such a tail puller. He pissed me off so much I stabbed him with my 20 year old pickaxe.

by Jimmy T H March 7, 2008

Tailwag

Tailwag is an expression that denotes unabashed, dog-like enthusiasm, e.g., booty-shaking. It is taken from the literal movement of the sacrum, which when released during yoga or bodywork, allows liberated movement.

Since I started jazz dance class, my tailwag is getting really funky.

by BonWit February 11, 2010

tailbait

Tailbait is a play on the term jailbait, whereas tailbait would be an animal (with a tail) that someone finds attractive but is illegal to have sex with.

Person 1: "Man, that husky is some nice tailbait!"

Person 2: "What the fuck?"

by DDSBSS June 21, 2016

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018