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swedish orgasam

where 3 guys give a girl head at the same time
by dghvfd October 27, 2009
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swedish starfish

men on men anal penetration with no lube.
johnny asked drew what he wanted tonight, drew had a quick response he wanted the "swedish starfish" it hit all his right spots and rough him up a bit!
by David-Foodpimp May 30, 2008
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swedish meatball

when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!
by iaquinta June 6, 2007
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Swedish Fish

A sexual act, or the participant themselves, in which several men (origionally swedish men from the country of orgin) masterbate while standing in a circle around a woman, bound at the feet and hands. The woman is free to move about, attemptiong to avoid the ejaculate of the men and seeing as she is bound, can only move in a manner that is resemblant of a fish out of water.
"would you care to be the swedish fish at our party tonight?"
by DGZO May 14, 2009
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swedish meatballs

During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
by Bekimz March 11, 2007
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swedish

1. Another word for queer, unless describing a woman. The woman of sweden are fine.
2. Wannabe Danish people
Person 1: Yo i heard he's swedish
Person 2: Poor guy
by SultanDenmark April 5, 2005
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Swedish cookie cutter

When you take a shit and circle it around a girls pussy and bang her with the turd circling it.
Me:She liked it when i gave her that Swedish cookie cutter!

Friend: Why in the world would you give her something like that?

Me: I thought she would like it..that and the mess involved

Friend: ???
by vbbeachkid May 13, 2010
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