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Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to the deadbeat dad because the deadbeat dad lies about his income.
He should be mortified to be receiving Carl support. What a pathetic loser!
by Effin Fantastic July 14, 2025
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Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.
Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!
by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012
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Poopie Support

When someone is about to go to the toilet you say “poopie support”.

This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).

1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.

2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.

Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.
Brendon: “I’ll BRB, just going to the toilet
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”

Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”

Brendon: “haha ok, thank you
by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022
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National Support Day

On April 27th you support your friends with compliments and love
Tom: Hey you're cute

Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day

Jessica: Oh well you're funny
by Caruto04 April 27, 2019
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concrete bridge support

Meaning 'Thick' (because concrete bridge supports are thick....)
Steve Clipperton still thinks that Brexit is a good idea, thus 90% of the UK public think Steve Clipperton is a concrete bridge support.
by DarkSparkz June 21, 2022
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hydroponics support

A hydroponics support system is any support system that holds up a hydroponic unit.
When a hydroponics system needs a support, the hydroponics support holds it in place. It can be one level, or stacked on top of each other.
by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013
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Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
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