G-String

The group of 11 NFL players employed by the New York Giants and selected to be on the playing field at any given time.

The New York Giants are also known as the "G-Men". Thus, the offensive group of 11 players is the offensive G-String. The group of 11 defensive players are the defensive G-String.

by MULEHEAD January 21, 2010

g string

um...... anal floss~

yeah.. um.. dats what it is...

by poopy string September 4, 2004

circle of strife

The real circle of life.

We pay our taxes so the government can pay the IRS employees to keep taxing. Ahhhhhh yes, the circle of strife continues.

by Jim Heuberger October 27, 2005

tripping over your string

The act of copping out, being a pussy, or just being a total cunt in general. The term refers to the tampon string that has developed out of the faggot's newly aquired pussy.

C'mon you faggot, take 15 shots of tequila right now.
But I already drank 10 beers in the last 5 minutes.
Dude, your tripping over your string Bitch

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

donut on a string

When your old lady is having a major period problem and won't let you chow her out because she has a super sized tampon in so you convince her to let you have some anal play, but first you have to lick her ass avoiding her tampon string, and every time you do she jumps and wiggles giving the appearance of you trying to eat a donut on a string.

My old lady was having such a major period problem, I had to play donut on a string to get her in the mood for anal.

by J Max March 16, 2017

stringy

Common: A very poor online games player, particularly Enemy Territory.

Occasional: Incompetent Information Technology Customer Service Representative. Spends all day chatting on IRC and setting up home websites via SSH.
Invariably fails to install software correctly, then spends 4 hours on IRC discussing why with knowledgeable 'friends'. Goes home and forgets instructions, fails to re-install software correctly.

stringy: How do install this programme again?
you: What files have you got?
stringy: Just one, called install.exe
you: God you are such a stringy

by Court Jester January 9, 2004

String Theory

After you bang a girl with 2 fingers for awhile, when you pull em out and then pull your two fingers apart like you're making the scissors in rock/paper/scissors. Look at all that pussy juice that sticks to em in string like forms between the two fingers. That's the string theory.

"Oh man, back when I used to bang Laura, according to the String Theory, I'd have at least 11 dimensions between my fingers."

by Kuato Lives March 29, 2009