stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011

Step dog

When the primary owner and carer of a dog prior to marriage, marries another individual, the dog becomes a step dog to the other individual.

"When me and Andrew got married, his dogs became my step dogs"

by MMSPICE83 April 2, 2015

step mom

lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late

friends mom chill

step mom what are you doing ?!?

by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 26, 2022

Side step

When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears

You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of

by Nightmare11 October 25, 2019

Step-Mikail

That one bbc that you want so bad that he just flicks your petty nonesence of your back so Hard that you moan

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-MIKAIL

-Just packing up bae-

by NOOOOO! November 29, 2020

Step One

The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.

When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.

by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009

Step-Stepdad

Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.

Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad

by anonymous March 26, 2021