spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.

1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.

by millrat08 November 22, 2013

Nook stain

Nook stain is an alternian term which means in our earth terms a vagina stain. Or possibly a cunt

CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN, YOU NOOK STAIN!

by HomestuckFangirl101 December 8, 2014

muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.

I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina

by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015

arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

helicopter stains

When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .

Keith took a huge shit and left helicopter stains in the bowl.

by Rich StaBone April 18, 2018

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019

Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.

After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.

by Filippemo Kid December 10, 2016