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gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.
“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”
by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024
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Spong

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality
"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"
by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018
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Sponged Up

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.
"Mandy, did you see the new guy Ken? He's got me fully sponged up rn"
by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023
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sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
by Moyka July 17, 2017
mugGet the sponge itmug.

Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022
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sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam
mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"
by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007
mugGet the sponge bob foam heels!mug.

Sponge

best object oppose contestant, he is sexy and fucking cute
he is a cute af sponge look him up on the internet
sponge!!!!!!!
by Columbux January 2, 2020
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