Spong

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality

"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"

by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023

Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.

She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

Sponge Bob

Giving head to a flaccid penis

“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob”

by junie118 January 2, 2024

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

leaky sponge

When a tampon leaks blood

The tampon was like a leaky sponge

by Hueybooty May 3, 2015