Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Grammar sneeze

A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.

I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.

by KnightOnion December 18, 2020

Venom Sneeze

The sneeze

“What y’alll doing?” the famous phrase of Mr. Sneeze; Venom Sneeze being alternate pronunciation and spelling of his proper name

by SquidGarnt July 31, 2024

Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”

by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish

James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.

by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022

Sleezy Sneeze

The act of ejaculating directly into the nostrils of a female during intercourse.

Louise gave Tanya a Sleezy Sneeze job on Saturday night after coming home from the bar.

by Jamal Willis the 3rd February 15, 2024

Underhand Sneeze

Another term for "jerkin off".

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"

by JoePhatty May 23, 2009