by HMetalmaster October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. "Yeah Skeeter came by the other day tellin' everybody he got a sloppy dallas from Debra, hardly believe a nun could do that"
by BigBitchOnARascalDrinkinSunnyD October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017
Get the sloppy slappermug. by FulcrumRat October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
by Animal tamer June 19, 2017
Get the Sloppy hippomug. two people who are both desperate as hell and easy that will do anything for sextual activity; ie making out, hj, bj, sex etc, but with out any long term commitment
Their relationship is a perfect sloppy Tuesday, they can fuck and not have to worry about their future.
by slippss July 8, 2014
Get the Sloppy Tuesdaymug. An oozy egg sandwich made with whatever bread is left in the pantry, bacon and salt and pepper. The egg must be made over-easy to bust when eaten.
by merde160 April 21, 2010
Get the Sloppy "B"mug.