Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

Simon

A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".

Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.

by Big dehk Ben November 9, 2015

John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store

John Simon is loser

by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014

SIMON LEBON

A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.

I am hanging quite well today thanks, I have a simon lebon

by steve d wilson August 28, 2008

simmons

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on

guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons

by kobie22 April 11, 2009

simonellis

A person who everyone likes and loves to death. the most gorgeous guy in the world.

yes, i would like shag that simonellis to death

by alan the philosopher October 2, 2003