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situationship

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they cannot talk to anybody else this way.
when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.
" Hey is Julian still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "
by totally not katie December 10, 2021
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situationship

What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.
She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.
by enfant terrible August 18, 2023
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gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.
by Elise and Co. June 2, 2008
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poo situation

A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
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Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen
"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020
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Euro Truck Simulator 2

Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash

"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
by Mythical_1 May 23, 2017
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be dead forever simulator

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.
"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"
by Rocket sex February 19, 2021
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