Simeon

A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.

Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.

by nikynokynonoi December 16, 2011

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Simeon

a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)

ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight

by yokyokmum December 3, 2011

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simeon

one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa

Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)

by getshittedon! December 28, 2010

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Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

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