acoustic shave

Where one's singing shaves off one or many needed notes.

At karaoke, Jebus' acoustic shave of Born to be Wild really butchered the song.

by Jozef de Beer March 29, 2008

shrave

how asian people say shave.

oooohhhh i shraved by schlong.

by boobiecunt July 31, 2011

Swave

Chilling with the bros on a nice holiday weekend in the Bermuda triangle with the Crystal Water in the waves yay high and the seagulls fluttering above.

Yo swave

by Tayney69 January 31, 2019

shwarve

it is derived from the word suave but since it is spelt incorrectly i decided to make up my own version. it means, kind of groovy and cool, hip and wanted by all. so to be shwarve, is the ultimate.

Hey dude, your looking very shwarve today.

Cheers mate, but not as shwarve as that girl over there!

by shaggy January 12, 2006

butt shaved

Beaten badly, owned, or served.

Ken Jennings butt shaved everyone on Jeopardy.

by Negative- March 29, 2005

shave and a haircut

When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.

I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it

by AceMan10 October 27, 2017

shaved ape

athletic dude who could be a stud if it weren't for his girly-smooth, waxed and shaved body.

A shaved ape usually doesn't have too much gray matter between the ears.

too many shaved apes at that gym

by flerlerp September 15, 2010