shawn updegraff

a word that translate to complete fatty. usually has horrible dance moves and takes very awkward selfies with people he's met on the streets. A shawn updegraff will also be known for lying a lot and losing a ping pong. usually has no money and begs for money and food.

man 1 hey this is expensive care to split the bill

man 2 sorry i can't

man 1 come on, don't be a shawn updegraff

by david the goat 🐐 August 21, 2017

Quad-Shawn

Son of Tre-Shawn, Shawn the fourth.

Tre-Shawn’s son Quad-Shawn scored 10 points in the youth basketball game

by Steinerwoodwork June 26, 2022

Yankees Shawn

The biggest Yankee fan there is and hates the bahastan red sax . He loves to intimidate people and speak high pitched

Jimmy : Is that Yankees Shawn approaching us

Carl: yes it is

Yankees Shawn : Since ur all Bahastan Red Sax fans, ur going to die , hehehehehehe

by Biggest tips fan August 10, 2025

Shawn

Shawns have serial killer eyes that say, "Murder me, Daddy." Those incredible blue eyes have the ability to hypnotize all who catch a glimpse of them... Shawns are usually extremely intelligent, therefore you may want to call yours "Professor" without realizing it. A Shawn is very calm in social situation. They're so calm you might think they've falling asleep and sometimes.... they have. Shawns are usually Scorpios with big energy that says don’t look at me, but look at me. Shawns usually have really buff shoulders. Shawns are fiercely loyal and are melty boys at heart. If you're lucky enough to date a Shawn, never let go!

Ever since she started dating Shawn she's like hypnotized or something. It must be those eyes...

by hotorphan69 November 14, 2022