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Gentleman's Shake

Post ejaculation, the now sexually gratified male takes his semi-flaccid penis and shakes it wildly about the face of his liver depositing any remnant love juices on their cheeks and lips.
Celeste gave Frank a sloppy blow job and gobbled up his busted nut like a hungry whore. He left her with a lovely facial glaze by doing the Gentleman's Shake.
by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017
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Beefy man shake

After blowing out your pals fart box,you pull out with fecal matter on your peen and proceed to masturbate furiously. Then send your cock juice skyward into your mouth an regurgitate it into your other pals mouth.
Yesterday after workout we headed back to Chads house for a good ol' beefy man shake
by XGenewilderX October 20, 2018
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Shit ‘n’ shake

The art of masturbating while defacating
‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.
by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017
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Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus
by qk7x October 7, 2023
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Master Shake

A narcissistic animated cup on the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or the newer, worse Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1. He enjoys terrorizing meatwad, dressing up as super heroes, being a smart alec, and just conditioning himself w/ love. He can't help that he's so awesome.
Master Shake loves to have sexual relations with women, he just can't find any in his neighborhood.
by ThePainterofMen0o1 February 3, 2012
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Shanghai Shake

Shanghai Shake.

1. Noun. A post move commonly used by the 7' 6" NBA basketball superstar center, Yao Ming. Consists of faking the defender one way and then following with a fadeaway going the opposite direction.

The move has many drawbacks however, if executed poorly, you could contract a tumor. There are other rare, but serious cases in which a man executed the move poorly and broke every bone in his left leg. Needless to say, he never recovered from the injury.

The move however, if executed perfectly, can severely injure the opposing player (if done to an NBA player). If the move is executed on an average person, then he will most likely be killed.
Example 1 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on Shaq*

Shaq: OH MY GOD!!! AHAHHHHAHAHH!!! I'M GOING BLIND!

Example 2 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on random person*

Random Person: WHAT THE HE-- *seizure*
by ssp0929 April 4, 2009
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Spider Shake

The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.
Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"

Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."
by Anata Odoroku Baki Mite October 1, 2009
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