semicolon

The remaining part of a colon (large intestine) after part is removed (usually because of cancers, tumors and cysts).

Well, Grandpa has a semicolon now, so he has to use a colostomy bag.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2015

semi colon

a person that takes extremely large shits

dude did you see that crap that guy left in that toilet? yea he must have had a semi colon

by bear bear tattoo guy July 15, 2011

semi-automatic

A state where a person can just suddenly burst into anger and fury.

Watch out for Danny! He's semi-automatic!

by JakeTheDane July 18, 2016

Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch

When you use one arm to punch at the sky and another arm to punch at the ground.

I better show these kids how to Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch because they're beginners.

by Mole March 5, 2005

golden sedmilk

a canned beverage that contains the milk found in dandelion stems. It is produced in Azerbaijan and can be found through the drain under a kitchen sink.

Corrina and Nell enjoy drinking Golden Sedmilk with breakfast every morning.

by NCH June 7, 2007

semi

Say "semeh" or "semi hot up" or "semi hot"
The primal meaning is when some situation is slightly conspicuous but not blatent. It comes from the word hot up which means conspicuous, originated in Tinsley, Sheffield. Pronoced in a northern british(yorkshire)accent.
Also the word is often used when a situation that should perhaps be subtle or secrative is really obvious, in which case it is used sarcastically, sometimes as "bare semi".

You've just picked up and ate a sweet from the pick and mix section in a store. You're friend says, "semi"

Two friends in a car at night jump a red light and then notice the car stopped oppisite is a police car. One of them says "semi", the other replies "bare semi".

by Harry Khan June 29, 2008