The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007
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"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.
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A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off
by Hovym December 30, 2016
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