Girl: Did you see him last night? On a fwoomp scale of 1 to fwoomp, he's like a 9.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.
Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.
Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.
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P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's
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a forbidden woman; someone with a shady past who is ostracized from the community.
From the book by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter.
From the book by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter.
by katerdidit December 2, 2008
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Angel: No I didn't, what is her name?
Demon: Scarlett. Of course.
Angel: No I didn't, what is her name?
Demon: Scarlett. Of course.
by Scarlett_Flame October 12, 2014
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She usually tells you the story a couple times, before acknowledging that she already told you the story.
The S in Scarlett is meant to signifiy Shame, as she is shameful of her plight.
She usually tells you the story a couple times, before acknowledging that she already told you the story.
The S in Scarlett is meant to signifiy Shame, as she is shameful of her plight.
Did nancy tell you her Scarlett Letter, I was over it as soon as she started.
Yeah dude, not sure what was going on there, she told me it like three times before she got a hold of herself.
What a debacle!
Yeah dude, not sure what was going on there, she told me it like three times before she got a hold of herself.
What a debacle!
by Erudito July 23, 2013
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1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
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