sam

Suck Ass Mother Fucker

Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!

by Hommie G December 30, 2007

The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.

Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.

by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020

sam

Acronym for Self Absorbed Male. Acronym derives from a couple in Canada, over a big ego boyfriend and annoyed girlfriend.

Sam: Hey sweetie, have u noticed my biceps have gotten bigger.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.

by Sanjiro September 20, 2008

SAM

Another name for a booty call. Stands for Sex, Alcohol and Money(or marijuana) because thats the only time you see them is when you need one of those. Works especially well not to distinguish between a male or female individual around the opposite sex.

"What did you do last night?"

"Went to see SAM!"

"How was she?"

"We got drunk and screwed. Then I rolled out!"

by Big Josh Stud February 25, 2010

sam

a stupid hooker that loves to steal guys from girls. she is very unattractive and man like, but she is a total slut that will have your man in a maximum of a week. watch out for any sams, they are the worst. liking her statuses makes her very very upset, and i think it is quite hilarious. they are very fond of STD's, and are totally slutty in a mannish kind of manner. they will pretend to be your friend and get to know you, just so they can find out who you like and date them. do NOT trust them with anything. she will fuck any guy and suck their cock with pleasure. they do not brush their teeth and sort of may resemble a fat, stupid, hairy twat. guys like her for her boobs, and they like her because she will put out on the first date. she thinks going around fucking every guy is "mature." she deserves to get a large ass-whooping and all of her secrets told. so that shall be done. yes. so that, my friend, is the definition of "sam."

oh dude, shes about to pull a sam.
watch out for her, shes such a sam!!

by chodely November 28, 2010

sam

the dumbest bitch alive ... barely knows memes ... has 2 braincells and prefers samsung’s over iphones

lily : sam watch lucifer

sam : that shit is stupid

ava : ur the definition of stupid

liv : i agree with ava

by avaisaqueen May 11, 2019

SAM

Soft As a Motherfucker. Similar to the phrase going HAM you can use the phrase going SAM to describe someone or something that is not good. This works especially well if you are talking about a person named Sam.

Awww man im doing terrible at COD right now.

Yeah i know, your really going sam.

by Alwind September 7, 2012