sam

Another word for a foot, that has been grated by a PedEgg.

girl 1: Man, that girl has a huge sam!
girl 2: I know its gross! I saw foot shavings in her pasta.
both: EWWW!!!

by Lola Snickerdoodles October 21, 2008

Sam

stupid hobo who doesn't want to be devoted 2 one girl 4 2 long.

Girl 1: Who's your ex?
Boy 1: Sam, but now hes going out with some other guy.
Girl 1: aww im srry, When did you guys break-up?
Boy 1: 5 minutes ago.
Girl 1: WAIT!! ur a guy...
Boy 1: Shut up! im.... different!!

by nihowthecom June 4, 2009

Sam

A word usualy depicted for a michael jackson impersonator. A guy that looks like MJ but cannot dance like him, many girls think he is thick and smells quite bad and most people secretly hate him

"OMG that guy cannot dance and he smells realy bad, what a sam!

by crazzzyfool1456 June 3, 2011

sam

an extremely short midget who is completely obsessed with asians and their tic-tac sized weiners

quit being a sam and go for the big ones

by sonicgen October 5, 2011

Sam

shot mother fucker that no one like a ruins everthing that is fun

why would you do that you're suck a Sam

by mr.caps March 9, 2009

Sam

1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"

by it's-true December 16, 2010

Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.

Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?

by FECKULOL August 4, 2019