I was walking down a dark alley, and then Big Steve showed up out of nowhere and grabbed me! He pushed me against the wall and immediately took out his 12 inch dildo and stuffed it into my mouth as he grinned evily. With his machete, he began cutting my pants until they fell off and proceeded to fondle my ass. I let out a muffled yell, but it was no use. Before I could try to defend myself, he had already slid his hard rod into my tight hole. I shut my eyes tightly and groaned as he pumped his steel into my ass, and he was loving it. Finally he shot a huge load into my ass and he pulled out, sliding the dildo out of my mouth and handing me my torn pants.
"Next weekend sound alright?" he asked.
"Sure," I responded.
"Next weekend sound alright?" he asked.
"Sure," I responded.
by Chicky Baby August 24, 2006
Get the Big Steve mug.The most amazing, wonderful, awesome person in the world. Often sarcastic but this makes up a lot of their funniness. Handsome. Some might say a little geeky looking as most Stevens have glasses. This, instead has an opposite effect. Stevens are very handsome, smart, funny, and have amazing fake accents. AMAZING KISSERS. If you have never dated a Steven I highly suggest it. They love like it is the last thing they will ever do. And as most who are lucky enough to somehow convince these amazing people to love them will be set for life. Synonyms often include: smart butt, smart alec, funny, amazing, caring, kind, generous, stubborn (like Italians), awesome.
Literal meaning: crowned one
Literal meaning: crowned one
Sarah: Who is thaaaatttt?
Serenity: The one who just opened the door for that little kid?
Sarah: Yeaaaah. Hes cute!!!!
Serenity: Oh. That's Steven. Hes amazing.
Sarah: Isn't that you're boyfriend?
Serenity: Yeah. Hes a really good kisser.
Sarah: lucky....
Serenity: The one who just opened the door for that little kid?
Sarah: Yeaaaah. Hes cute!!!!
Serenity: Oh. That's Steven. Hes amazing.
Sarah: Isn't that you're boyfriend?
Serenity: Yeah. Hes a really good kisser.
Sarah: lucky....
by dark_angel.040 July 7, 2011
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GOD. One should be so lucky as to have the opportunity to bask in his farts. Ones mission in life is to follow in the footsteps of thy lord Steve-o. His journeys can be seen on MTV or DVD. He performs many miracles and due to this, he is often mistaken as jesus.
"The Steve-o Prayer"
Steve-o who art in jackass
hallowed be thy ass
theself will cum
it will be on Dunn
on friday nights
as saturdays
give us this day
our daily laughs
and lead us not into dirty sanchez
but deliver us from complete crap
amen
(lord-o hear our prayer)
"The Steve-o Prayer"
Steve-o who art in jackass
hallowed be thy ass
theself will cum
it will be on Dunn
on friday nights
as saturdays
give us this day
our daily laughs
and lead us not into dirty sanchez
but deliver us from complete crap
amen
(lord-o hear our prayer)
"Dude, i jumped out my window naked with white feathers glued to me."
"Why?"
"Cause it's what Steve-o would have done"
"Why?"
"Cause it's what Steve-o would have done"
by daddykool December 25, 2006
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"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever
"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever
by teethgrinder May 31, 2004
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Get the Steven mug.the annoying guy in your class who raises his hand to ask irrelevant questions, questions to which the answers are blindingly obvious, or to argue with the teacher for extended periods of time when he's wrong
by Selome May 8, 2007
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by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005
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