Socialpated

Someone who can't function in social settings or environments without feeling physically upset or ill

My friend was "socialpated" when he was at the party.

by Flint von Rock October 3, 2010

Socialifarian

A person who is very outgoing and leads a social lifestyle.

Brooke should become more of a socialifarian!

by TheWaterGoose October 9, 2010

socialibrarian

someone who manages social media networking on behalf of companies, organizations or larger-than-life individuals making them appear to be accessible via facebook, twitter, linkedin, etc.

Brit's facebook wall is out of control - she needs a socialibrarian to keep that shit up to date.

by socialibrarian January 22, 2011

smocialise

the act of smoking and socialising

Just been for a cheeky smocialise with Peggy.

by ajrimms May 16, 2014

Scalist

the true deffinition is believing that one dragon race is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another dragon race. etc.

SADLY today that has changed.

In todays world this is what makes you scalist:

Mentioning dragon race in any way

Not being totally politically correct

Supporting your dragon race

Having white scales
Telling a scalist joke

Judging by scale color

Disliking something a dragon likes

etc.

An idiot:"Why is the dragon blue?"
Another idiot:"Why couldn't it be blue?! are you scalist?!"

by IDoCohen August 28, 2017

Socialpetaloso

In Italy, the term "socialpetaloso" (socialpetalous) is referred to a lib-left militant who claims to be a communist just because it wears a Che Guevara shirt, smokes weed or uses the asterisk after a word to avoid being sexist or homophobe.

Socialpetalous: I've just bought a new Che Guevara shirt, let's get high, my dear communist friend. (Ho appena comprato una nuova maglietta di Che Guevara, sballiamoci, mio caro amico comunista).

Tankie: Oh, you're such a shitty socialpetalous. You should be sent you to the gulag. (Sei un socialpetaloso di merda. Dovresti essere spedito nel gulag.

by ussrboi December 21, 2017

socialimpedia

Any piece of crap deemed "social media". Examples include Farcebook, reddits, instascam, twatter, infact anything that encourages followers and following (and being glued to your social-skill retardation aka "smart technology".

I can't believe how many people are too engrossed in their socialimpedia these days, to notice themselves metephorically flushing their social skills down the toilet.

by dumptyhumptyyoucandoit October 17, 2020