Underhand Sneeze

Another term for "jerkin off".

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"

by JoePhatty May 24, 2009

Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.

by Head cold March 07, 2021

Lmao you sneezed!

When a person sneezes an his bros are too autistic to say god bless you.

Samuel: *sneezes*
Juan: Lmao You Sneezed!
Samuel: Thanks..?

by r33ferdenier August 03, 2023

Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.

Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.

by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 03, 2018

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 04, 2021

sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

by Toxicale September 08, 2017