Zituation

A commonly encountered predicament, Where when first gazing into the mirror you have a small family of pimples farming the landscape of your face...

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Gentleman A: Will you be attending the discotheque tonight?

Gentleman B: Not likely I have a pretty serious zituation on my hands here.

by The seeker!! December 19, 2008

Situationship

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.

Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.

by Bill 215 October 14, 2022

situationship

When two people have been talking for a long time and do not want to commit to a relationship or want a relationship with no labels.

Me: Are you & Kennedy in a relationship yet ?

Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment

Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea

by amour.princess July 23, 2019

situationship

When your in relationship because of your situation

He and his girlfriend are in a situationship. He's only with her because he needs a place to stay

by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 3, 2010

Sexual Simulation

What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.

Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

situationship

Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.

Jamie and josh/kinsey and scott, was in situationships. It was miserable for all of them.

by #adultproblems January 17, 2015