Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.

Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!

by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022

Cuck socker

The son sits in the corner and watches his cousin fuck his mom. And then the son beats the shit out of the mom for being a whore.

My brother was a cuck socker after he found my mom cheating on my dad.

by Tracob June 20, 2023

spocker

Very similar to the shocker, but using the two in the pink two in the stink method derived from the hand signal Mr. Spock gave on Star Trek.
Only to be used with caution after the shocker has been previously applied.

"That girl was lovin da shocker so much that I had to one up it and gave her the spocker!"

by whitechocolate December 27, 2004

Corn Shuckers

The technical term for a Homosexual Farmer

"Hey Bill, are there any Corn Shuckers on farmers only?"

by Smiffle August 25, 2015

shrocker

adj. said simply when you fuck up a word and you have nothing else to say to save your intelligence.

an insult to someone.

"so then i said.. oh god fuckin shrocker! i forgot!"

"yea well shrock you!"

by kris and kathy July 20, 2004

Shockenfreude

Humor and amusement derived by a topic that others find horrifying.

John received such a feeling of shockenfreude when he learned about the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's department's public safety bulletin on Pedobear.

by Coriform September 14, 2010